29 Unbeelievably Funny Bee Memes And Tweets That Are Good For Your Health And The Environment

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    A bee is willing to end it's own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that level of pettiness.
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    Fun Fact! Bees like flowers, which means if you give a girl flowers and she likes them she is a bunch of bees in disguise. Nice try, bee swarm, you're dumped.
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    so i got a notification from our security camera that someone was at the front door Ren @Gamelike EA Buzz him in lol D DANK MEMEOLOGY
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    Stinky Green ™ @StinkyGr33n > *Creating bees* God: Make them highly beneficial to the ecosystem. Angel: Sure thing, boss. God: Give 'em the greatest knees of all time
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    Jessica Fox @HelloJessicaFox A little about me: I'm a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don't care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better.
    via @HelloJessicaFox
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    at a restaurant: so, what would you recommend? waiter: well, the house special, most definitely, or the bees. me, confused: the bees? waiter, shouting to the kitchen: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES kitchen: THE BEES
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    BEE 1: You get 1 chance to sting someone, so make sure they're a threat. BEE 2: Well that guy's over there walking. BEE 1: He's doing WHAT
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    2016trashman I love when I'm studying outside and a bee is like "flower? r u a flower? I check! is laptop a flower? i check! No one here a flower... ciao!" and I wave goodbye saying thank you for visiting little bee! theanti90smovement Bees don't think in English you fools. You imbeciles. dyinanimemom The bee said 'ciao' it's obviously Italian Source: corporateworm #fav #this is so cute # 251,590 notes D
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    Drew Janda @drewjanda Follow MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BEES TO MY CAR I SPILLED ALL OVER MY CAR BEES ARE INSIDE OF MY CAR THEY COULD KILL ME I'M ALLERGIC TO BEES
    via @drewjanda
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    Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin "You promise you didn't get me bees again" [me from a distance] just open it
    via @CornOnTheGoblin
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    savethebeesbby bdsm stands for Bees Do So Much for the environment
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    lyingmary: imnotpooping75: imnotpooping 75: where did noah keep his bees IN THE ARK HIVES Get the away from me right now
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    josh @ruinedpicnic [Sees bee on my wife's arm] Uh oh [I roll up a newspaper] Babe.. stay still.. (using newspaper as a megaphone) THERE'S A ON YOU 5:01 PM 16 Feb 2015 127,657 - 43,327 Follow i BEE
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    bonnibelbubblegum vanillacokaine 21,807 bulletbutt: So this little kid at church noticed I'm fat and asked me today "Why do you have a big belly?" I couldn't really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded: "Because I'm full of bees" I don't think I've seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper "Bees..." to himself. Source: bulletbakas
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    thebaconsandwichofregret kimbbearly why dont humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here lets leave immediately why are elephants more advanced than us we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this: "there are bees here lets leave immediately
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    Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious "Ok folks who ordered the macaroni & bees?" "you mean cheese?" [waiter struggling to keep bowl covered] "that does make more sense actually" RETWEETS FAVORITES 1,630 2,840 12:48 PM - 18 Oct 2015 Follow
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    milty @themiltron [god creating bees] Put a needle on its butt. "Come on God, wha-" Make its puke delicious. 7:14 AM - 8 Apr 2015 17 885 1,394 Follow
    via @themiltron
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    dad jokes @dadtellsjokes What did the ghost say to the bee? BOO BEE! 2/18/18, 11:15 AM
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    BEES BEES BE BEESBEEST AAAAAAA 100% BEES e 8.5 g AAAAAS BEES BEES
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    they don't buzz they cuzz Berd @berdyaboi THERE ARE BLUE BEES??? THERE ARE BLUE BEES!!!!!!!!!! Show this thread 6/5/18, 1:56 PM ????
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    A Canadian bee A US bee SanDisk ifunny.co
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    foodchewer i cant express how much i hate reallylameblog then stop solution bees???? it's really a simple foodchewer YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT bees alternativewalls Not after bee movie we don't
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    C.M. Galdre @CMGaldre Wild bee: just getting snack Me: no prob bee Mason bee: just make house Me: build a way b Honey bee:jus sampling the lavenders Me: you know I got an assortment Bumble bee: hey *bonk* I jus *bonk* I h Me: *holds flower still* < Wasp: I'LL SEE U IN Me: U TELL THEM WHO SENT U Tweet your reply
    via @CMGaldre
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    jerry @stylestruly the only news story i'm interested in Honeybees let out a 'whoop' when they bump into each other newscientist.com 4:31 PM - 16 Apr 2018 bog dad NP: Rob Dougan - Club... @AynRandy whoop whoop its the sound of bumping bees
    via newscientist
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    likkistu-ormur I went to the farmer's market yesterday and at the honey guy's booth and there were all these bees just hangin out. Checking out the beeswax tabs, floating around the honey jars, not being aggressive, just really gentle and investigating or something and as he was giving me a sample of the wildflower honey one of them landed on his hand and he just took a drop from the jar and dabbed it on his hand for the bee, and when I asked if they were his bees he said "No, but they show up e
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  • 26
    me, who clearly doesn't know the lyrics to Footloose: FOOTLOOSE PET GOOSE PICKED A FIGHT WITH A MOOSE CHEESE STIFF BREEZE WATCH OUT, THERE ARE TEN BEES
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    chubby-bunnies fernsandbones vampiregirl2345 Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye. vertiga Beekeeper here! Just wanted to say that the fact that vegans won't eat hon
    via vampiregirl2345
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    hotephoetips i'm watching Bee Movie for the first time i'm 1 minute and 30 seconds in a'ight so this main character is supposed to be a male bee but he uses a pencil sharpener to sharpen his stinger but male bees don't have stingers? hotephoetips he got a mom and dad but the queen supposed to be the only one procreating so what is the truth? hotephoetips aight so this a whole society of bees that feel obligated to walk and drive instead of fly hotephoetips he just became disillusioned with the c
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    purple-ocity: rickydillon: deleting: kirschtein-be- lots-of-pun: C That is the question bee bee rock knot bee bee 2 bee ore not 2 bee how tf are you supposed to know that that lame rock is called ORE That's the question
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